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A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.
Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.
Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.
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a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.
Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.
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A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.
She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.
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A predominately large male who goes gaga over large hairy balls. Attacking them in the fashion of a beast.
Hey look at Josh gobble those ballz, he's such a SACK MONSTER.
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A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.
Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?
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sexy blonde twins with massive knockers.
Nate - "kristin and lindsey are twins right?they are so hot.. look at their racks..."
Zack - "yeh they are such boobie monsters!!"
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A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.
Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.
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