when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.
When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina
"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"