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A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.
One Night Tranman, Ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the Alabama Sledgehammer
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Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.
Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!
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(Where a muslim takes a non-muslim woman and shats into her redsock after inserting his long cock he then drags her by the redsock and whips her head as she is crying he takes his prayer)
girl : NO NO NOOOO AHHHHHHH DONT SHAT INTO MY ANUSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHH YOUR AN Alabama muslim !!!!
muslim: ooooohhh habibi ahabk ahabk ahabkkkk oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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When a person take shit and jerk off with it.
Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket
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The practice of killing one's sexual partner with a sharp object after copulating, usually preceeded by pretending to scratch her back.
"aren't you afraid your wife's co-worker is going to tell her you slept together?"
"No, I finish all my one night stands with an alabama razorback these days."
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Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.
Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)
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When you are giving oral, and from your bed stand or other close location you produce a bottle of Alabama Slammer barbecue sauce, squirt it into your hand and you proceed to slap it across the others face. At the moment of impact, you must scream "Alabama Slam!!!".
"Jimmy was giving me oral, all of a sudden he yelled Alabama Slammer bitch.
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