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HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain

“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”

by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024


Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023


Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.

Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.

by HeathIam November 5, 2019


Hobo Napsack

Where your put your testicles on the eyes of a passed out person on a train. Usually one testicle for each eye.

I was riding on a train, saw this woman passed out and gave her the Hobo Napsack.

by Ty is awesome July 23, 2022


Horny hungry hobo

When someone is so hungry for that Dick they dress as a hobo, finds a busy intersection, and holds a sign stating they will gobble that Dick for anything.

Look Tim is such a cock sucker he’s pulling a horny hungry hobo on the corner of 1st and main st!!!!

by RS THE PIG January 13, 2022


hobo lifestyle

Living without shaving and showering as little as possible. By the end of living it you look and smell like a hobo

Peter hasn't been shaving or showering for days. he's been living the hobo lifestyle

by tehworder September 13, 2013


Hidden Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .

by pensa_coke_cola June 6, 2024