working for the Whale

working at a Sea World park.

Damn Jenny, you smell like fish, are you working for the Whale ?

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Work porno

Facebook, Myspace girls in bikini's. Work acceptable skin pictures.

"This Facebook sure does make for good work porno"

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Work amnesia

When told to work or have to you automatically "forget".

Boss: I want this paperwork on my desk in an hour!
Worker: uh OK
Boss: Where's the paperwork?
Worker: I forgot I have a serious case of work amnesia.

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work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

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Work Jerk

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.

There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.

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big work

The amount of work for which a scale is no longer necessary or practical. Typically, when you do 'big work,' you become familiar with putting bricks in the spare, man.

Rapper Lil' Wayne first used the phrase in his popular rap song 'Stuntin' Like My Daddy,' from which Tenne-key rapper/cocaine factory Young Buck later derived the term.

Lil Wayne: "Big work, we don't need a scale, man."

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piece of work

I'm not sure what it means. My boss says it all the time.

1) He says it about attractive women.

2) He says it about a retarded guy wearing a neon yellow reflective vest and riding a tricycle on the sidewalk.

1) Wooo, look at her. She's a piece of work.

2) Look at that guy. He's a piece of work isn't he?

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