Noodle window (noun)
: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!
3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!
unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.
If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.
Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy
My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.