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Allie is quite literally the best person breathing on this earth and belongs to Sebbie only, they are perfect in every way possible and she is the greatest thing Sebbie could ask for. Nothing is as good as Allie. Nobody is more prettier, No one is more funnier, Nobody is more caring, No one is anything like Allie and thats why she's so perfect. Allie is also Sebbie's soulmate, and they'll be together forever regardless of what anyone thinks. We love Allie, but Sebbie loves her most.
Single dumbass: Is that allie????
Sebbie: Yes that is Shes perfect Back off
Allie is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet, She's shy in the cutest way, her sweetness is never ending just like her beauty.
Hey, Ive got a girl Id like y'all to meet
Parents: Whats her name?
Allie.
A freak w a sex dungeon that doubles as her bed
“Man last night Allie spone showed me her freaky ass sex dungeon”
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
a bum bitch who thinks someones boyfriend likes her after he's even said to her face he doesn't and she continues to spread rumors about it (btw the gif below looks like her because she's a blonde)
boy: "I don't like you allie luck"
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
the biggest lightweight on the planet
Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”