well ain’t that a kick in the head

When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.

Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!

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Hey, well you know...

What you say when you don't wanna lie or tell the truth

Mike: Yo I seen you with Brooke a few times, what you do?
Johnny: Just chill at her house
Mike: and...
Johnny: Hey, well you know...

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well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity

someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”

Yeah, well fuck you!

A phrase used when one fails to think of a decent comeback. originally used by comedian Ron White.

Person A: ur moms fat
Person B: Yeah, well fuck you!

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Well, la-di-da

A phrase exclaiming that what you just did, did not impress your friend.

You: I am a grand-wizard in D'n'D.

Me: Well, la-di-da, Mr. Fancypants.

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Well Fuck My Ass

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.

Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"

Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess

What you say when any girl gets pissed off at you. It's an awesome catch-phrase, too. It's pretty much all purpose: you can say it at any time to any girl, and each reaction is different: but funny. Started by some elf named Link who for some reason could talk. Weird.

Girl: Hey, watch it you perv!
Guy: Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

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