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A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.
Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."
Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."
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Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks
Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
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A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!
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A eupherism for tripping on acid.
"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
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the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....
i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy
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The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."
Person 1: Dammit, not again!
Person 2: What's wrong man?
Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.
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(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat
the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.
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