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The best shit ever! Good time! It is whiskey that is no BuEnO!
This Old Crow was the shit last night, literally the Shit!!!
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your big wang mate. (in other words: penis)
she whipped out me old boy and gave it a tug
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Second day stubble, particularly in the pubic region.
(inspired by the actual term "day olds", referring to donuts/pastries baked on the previous day which are offered at extreme discount prices at Robin's Donuts and Tim Horton's)
"I don't mind that I didn't meet anyone worth hooking up with tonight; I've got day-olds anyway"
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1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
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the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!
OLD FUCKING MAN!
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Two Glaswegian teams, Rangers and Celtic. The only two teams who will ever stand a chance of winning the SPL, Rangers due to their superior excellence, and Celtic due to the fact they always have a 12th man on the pitch - the referee.
During an old firm match at gypsy world celtic were unable to win, so called on the ref to allow a fly kick, and awarded an offside goal and also gave a penalty!
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an older gentleman who sips lean smokes dat super loud and has sex with many women often all at one time. a true OG whos wise to boot. also means old pothead
person 1: watdafuck som oldass nigga jus smoked a pound of loud, popped a molly, and fucked my bitch
person 2: old heads got too much swag. lets hate
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