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The Mother puppet from sound of music. She went rouge one day and now stalks people for enjoyment.
I saw Mother Hen near the highway heading north for Canada.
When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face
Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen
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Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.
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Mother Sophie is the best name anyone could have. Mother Sophies are rare but if you come across one... you are lucky! All Mother Sophies are caring and friendly and love reading books... lots of books. Mother Sophies are usually happy, but can get heated when it comes to defending her friends or loyal subjects. It is said that Mother Sophie is so cool, some day the Kardashians will fall to her godly powers.
Muireann :Is that Mother Sophie?
Ruva:Yeah,she’s so nice
Lola:She’s my friend
Muireann:Woah so cool
Kanyinsola:I know right.
When someone is fussing about your mother they are a mother fusser.
Dude 1: your mums fucking ugly...
Dude 2: Hey! stop fussing about my mother you mother fusser!!!!
The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.
Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?
An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!
Dude did you see the mother puss milking