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Deuce Digits

When one fingers his/her asshole, then runs out without cleaning their hands. Usually occurs during sporting events or when the victim is late for a meeting.

"Hey Bill, Marsha has some deuce digits!" Complained Roy. "Yeah, she likes to finger her asshole when she's stuck in traffic." Replied Bill.

by Big Rex 3000 October 6, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deuce Juice

Any drink or food item that causes a diarrhea reaction.

Nathan: Hey bro, you wanna run down to taco bell?
Kevin: Hell no, taco bell is that deuce juice!

by Mista Maples January 11, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deuce Gear

Name for a girl who dates only US Marines guys,since marines in combat are never without there Deuce or web gear.

Hey jimmy I saw you leaving that bar last night who was that Deuce gear you were wearing?

Man that was some easy little Viet Cong wannabee looking for me to invade her.

by Gift of nothing September 12, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dropping a deuce

going to the bathroom going poopy in the toilet and clogging it without wipping

i was dropping a deuce and i clogged the toilet

by homedoggtron101 August 8, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twankie Deuces

A slang term referring to taking a smelly dump. Twankie describes the scent and Deuce refers to number 2 aka poop.

Hey brah, be right back, I gotta go drop some twankie deuces.

by DaWrathBinger March 16, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deuce Cutter

Referring to a bowel movement,past, present or future. Also known as "droppin' a deuce".

Verb; Gavin, are you a deuce cutter? I need to change your diaper.

by Marc Cavaneau December 17, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Deuce

Huge 12k person max tournament on Full Tilt poker with a 200k prize pool. First place is usually around 35k , buy in is 22 dollars.

"Just bring 22 dollars and a dream."

I busted out of the double deuce 8654th, I am such a donkey.

by Sibe February 15, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž