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to pursue a cougar (an older woman) for the purpose of sexual relations and or a good time.
Last Saturday night Matt was down town, big game hunting at level 2 and bagged himself a trophy cougar.
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A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.
Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.
Strategies include:
Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.
Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.
Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.
Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.
Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.
Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.
Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.
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When leftists and liberals seek out the most diverse oppressed identity possible.
"NPR is talking about a trasansgender disabled indonesian african spoken word poet living in afghanistan. They need to stop unicorn hunting and just relate to the people."
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verb.
searching for high quality marijuana
"I've got to make some calls. I'm hunting the Green October."
Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”
I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”
DEA agents in Colombia hunt cocaine dealers who use submarine for transport
"Whats your idea, Charles?"
Im thinking the Cocaine Sub Hunt, Henry"
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To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!
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