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A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.
My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
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1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long
2. Feeling very awake despite it being late
3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"
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Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"
Dude, you had night humps last night
Discover my night humps
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Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
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Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex
Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show
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a night to gather with people that have mutual hatred of other people,things,etc. and then talking/bitching about those things/people/etc/
Hey guys, let's get together and have a bitch night. i really need to bitch about this new hoe at work and Jess is also being annoying lately. No one likes her now..
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The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.
“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”
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