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An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.
Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."
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Paying cash
Do you guys pay under the table ?
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She keeps it fresh with minty butt wipes because she loves when guys go farm to table (FTT).
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When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.
We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.
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What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.
If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
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(sex move)
a group of chinese people doin it on a table
dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.
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the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
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