burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

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toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast

i saw my toast and jam the other day

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Disco Toast

When you regurgitate in your bed and you use it as lube to jerk off.

I just had Ana amazing disco toast night

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Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

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soft toast

not having a back bone, weak, a pushover, mama's boy, henpeaked

if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............

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Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

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stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

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