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5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021


Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 May 30, 2018


Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021


onioneous

food, or other material, that has an extremely strong odor or flavor of onions.

I can smell that from here! That spinach flatbread is onioneous!

by Sharkbit76 November 17, 2018


Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014


Onion wazoo

Big round stinky ass

Damn! Whered u get that onion wazoo !!!

by Uneducatedmess666 March 20, 2018


blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018