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onion story over the end onion
hope you enjoyed the onion story but the end onion
A person who is sassy and bitter, commonly is insensitive to other people's ideas and tries to bring them down by pointing out mistakes to gain a short-lived confidence boost. Commonly known as a bully.
Person 1: I don't like your hair and you should really style it better, or cover it up with rat fur
Person 2: well aren't u an onion minx today...
The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
National Onion Day (declared on December 17th.) is a day where people from the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom celebrate the day that Bandit/Thief king Bakura ate an onion in season 5. This day is celebrated by reposting TKB with an onion or drawing him eating an onion.
“Today is national onion day! TKB is going to go dumpster diving for onions today.” -blishythebishy
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
A short skinny person who sleeps like a log
I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore
Nono no your an onion log