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Someone who weasels around for the dick.
God jared your such a dick weasel
Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown
I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.
1: Did you do the homework last night?
2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.
1: Wtf?
A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.
Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.
A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.
Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?
Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."