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Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.
When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.
An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...
I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!
Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.
Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.
1. (noun) term used to describe the practice of hiking pants up beyond acceptable limits.
2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.
"that high pants cashier gave me the wrong change"
"what's wrong with high pants today?"
When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner
I think I have thanksgiving pants
A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it