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Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
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Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.
Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus
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The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.
I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.
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Edgy dudes who secretly are dumbasses
Did you saw the Rebel Penguin Federation win the Summer Circuit?
They are idiots.
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a term more commonly used as a code while a couple, man and hairier man, go to "hook up." Derived from latin america, the term "watching penguin movies" is used by beaners and prepubescent middle school couples.
Hey Frameron I love "Watching Penguin movies," with you want to do it again? yes I sure would JEWlie, I have to trim my pubes first.
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Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way
How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!
1. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking insane!
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