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1: “I haven’t seen translucent around anywhere, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
2: Cunts invisible, he could be standing in that fucking corner plugging one out for all we know.
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Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy
C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.
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To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.
in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over
If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"
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The sexual act in witch a male and a female are having fast,hardcore intercourse while the male is urinating into the females vagina. The male needs to stop use of the restroom for at least 24 to 48 hours to properly perform this act.
I'm happy that I gave Jenny a Gas Plug because I needed to go to the bathroom so badly.
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When a girl will let you cum in her face, but not in her mouth, you first shoot your load on her nose, covering her nostrils. She will then have to open her mouth to breathe, at which time, you finish cumming in her mouth.
As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"
John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.
Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.