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:'See-kret Poh-ket'
The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.
person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'
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when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
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(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.
He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.
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To front money you don't expect to get back, refunded, or applied to future expenses (as in pulling cash out of your pocket).
I wanted to get that fish-food service, but I had to come up with $45 out-of-pocket.
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Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.
1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."
2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"
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doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or "wanking/jacking off" inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth wank. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.
guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way...POCKET ROCKET
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something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
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