poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.

You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

hawaii poke

It's like a sex thing, I think

I would give her a hawaii poke!

hawaii poke

Like a sex thing. I think.

I would love to give him the hawaii poke.

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.

See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.

Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now