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When two of the people watch
Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"
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Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.
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When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.
The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.
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1. Polish Bubble Juice or PBJ, is a pink colored, bubbly drink from Poland. This drink dates back to the early 90's and was served at college fraternities as a part of some hazing procedures.
2. A drink (as described above), commonly drunk by healthcare workers working the late-night shift.
You: "Hey, Dr. Joober, is that PBJ you're drinking tonight?"
Dr. Joober: "yeah."
You: "Rad, dude. Polish Bubble Juice."
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black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.
"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."
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Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.
The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.
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To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
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