pretty girl disease

Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.

Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.

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Your hair's pretty!

An immediate somewhat ineffectual response. Usually when you are speaking badly about someone else and that person asks what you said.

Nothing!Your hair's pretty!

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Pretty 80's

Something that seems like a good idea at the time, but was a poor choice in retrospect.

Named after the titular decade.

Ex. 1

"Dude, I can't believe you dated Lindsey!"

"Yeah, that was pretty 80's..."

Ex. 2

I got pretty wasted at the party last night. Those tequila shots were pretty 80's.

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thats pretty good

That what ever it is, it's good

Hey, thats pretty good

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am I pretty?

no, you're not. If you're pretty you would be that quirky weirdo.

who likes those people?

You're just not nice.

Girl: Hey josh!
Josh: Hi
Girl: am I pretty?
Josh: No.
Girl: :(

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Pretty Girl Syndrome

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.

Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:

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Pretty Little Liars

A show on ABC Family about stupid girls who don't know how to lock their doors or call 911. It is also a show that makes little to no progress and kills off pretty much everybody and then brings in new people

Girl: hey do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
Guy: No, I don't have the patients, let me know who A is though, if they ever figure it out.

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