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A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t
Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.
I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
Smashing Pumpkins are dull.
A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"
A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"
A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head
villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨