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redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
A crackhead from Dimmsdale, California. Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
Hey Redneck Bob, perpskerp or hootnanny?
A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.
I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.
A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.
Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.