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When a couple meets online and then bases their relationship off of photos shared by the other person in the relationship.
Stoner D-Bag: This girl on Omegle totally sent me this pic of her naked on an ironing board.
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Oh, you're having one of those "Mutual Photo Relationships" ...sexy
Stoner D-Bag: You're just jealous cuz I have a girlfriend and you don't!
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Get back to me when you get in her pants...
A realionship, usually between two minors before puberty, involving no nudity or anything sexual.
A: How many relationships did you have?
B: Just a PG-13 relationship when I was ten, this is my first real one.
Fake relationship day is on April 30th. Anyone can ask someone they want to be their partner for the day.
“Hey girl it’s fake relationship day wanna be my girlfriend for the day?”
“Yeah sure we can go on a fake date”
Im always right
Four commandments in a relationship
The state in which one finds themselves when they begin to have so many one-night-stands or fuck buddies that that these individuals merge into one to resemble a relationship- devoid of real emotion. This is either an intentional way of life (and all power to you if it is) or adversely extremely detrimental to ones self-esteem and perhaps a barrier between you and someone who wants to be with you because, consciously or subconsciously, you define yourself as 'taken'.
So'n'so: Why can't I meet some nice?
Other so'n'so: Because you're in a flip-book relationship
A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"
A sexual relationship with an elder man and a child.
I think little Timmy across the street is in a ram and lamb relationship with old man Johnson next door.
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