69 performed after each party performs the salute from three amigos
Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day are the most experienced in the reverse hombre
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The act of surfing the web with a laptop placed on your partners back during doggy style sex.
They were doin' the reverse google last night
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the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
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Having somone one poop off a high building and having another one receive.
Jim reverse skyjammed Bill in the ass.
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When you choose to be a dick in a situation and it either turns out in your favor or doesn't cause a negative outcome like usual karma to the point you regret your asshole behavior.
(Fluffy Female approaches wearing a large white jacket)
Douche whispers to friend: "Yo look at this fat fucking cream puff."
Fluffy Female: "You guys did so well in the talent show the other night, you have amazing talent."
...
Douche to friend: "Damn I feel like a douche now, bro.."
Friend: "That's called Reverse Karma. It makes YOU the bitch."
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Using the phrase "YOLO/You Only Live Once" in a "good" way, implying that you DO actually have only one life and that you shouldn't do something that's dangerous or will possibly get you crippled/killed.
Nevertheless, nobody should ever use "YOLO" in any of it's forms, since it is just plain stupid, downright insulting to human intellect and, just as someone said: "It's "Carpe Diem" for stupid people."
reverse yolo situations:
Eddie: Hey Joe, let's go pass that guard patrol.
Joe: Man, YOLO.
Eddie: You're right. Maybe we should find a way around.
Brad: Hey man, Lou told me to come to his house today to do some heroin again. He said i should bring you too.
Greg: Fuck that, YOLO!
Brad: You're right. Fuck that, man.
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Annoying habit of people at supermarkets and stores to bring a bunch of items to a cashier, have them ring up the total, then have them take back the items and subtract them from the total one by one until the total is an amount they can afford.
"Those idiots are holding up the line by reverse shopping."
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