Nipple Salad

(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).

(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""

(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

"What?"

Or

"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"

"No, what?"

"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"

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nigger salad

Terribly cut up watermelon(skin and flesh) tossed in a bowl with fried chicken served with Grape Kool-Aid Dressing. (Equip Jordans for enhanced niggery taste)

"DAAAAAAAAAANG CUHH! LOOK AT TERRENCE HAVIN HIMSELF ONE DEM NIGGER SALAD. THAT BOY CRAZY"

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Fruit salad

When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.

Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?

Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad

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salad

The word that, slowly but surely, is replacing lol as the word for amusement/hilarity.

"why did the chicken cross the road?
...
to get to the other side!"
"salad"

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lesbian salad

lesbian russian salad yummy!

ms sandbox made it herself with her lesbian transgender tiddies SLURP

so good

me: mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

russian salad with real lesbians inside it= good long tittie

cut up your lesbian friends and make them salad

sell it at walmart for 69 dollar

lesbian russian salad gayu fatas

the long lesbian salad out stretched the russians

mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

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nig-salad

Slang term for a friend or acquaintance.

Yo whuddup nig-salad!

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salad bowl

A bowl of marijuana that is packed so that weed is piled up on the bowl, kinda like a salad.

Damn, you packed a salad bowl!

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