Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.
Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!
The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other
Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking
If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.
“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”
“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”
Samantha Brodka is something special. She will be there for you whenever you need it. She is talented, sexy, fit body, funny and most of all beautiful and sweet. You will usually find a Samantha Brodka on a sunbed because she loves to tan. She loves to sing, do her makeup and do her hair. Her close partner and family is the most important thing to her. Remember kids if there’s a Samantha Brodka in your life, take the opportunity immediately. It’s something you won’t regret. Everyone loves her!
‘Bro is that Samantha Brodka??’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’
The Bonus Queen, the Godmother of Bonuses, The Griselda Blanco of Bonuses
If you need a bonus call Samantha Kraikoom!
little coward bitch that eat er dogs poopoo for bekfest
hello im samantha lake and Gerard way owns my ass