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A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.
Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me weak last night.
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The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.
-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.
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A man. A male human being.
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!
Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
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A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.
Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!
fetish leather secret Nazi treasure train
The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
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Semen produced by a hippopotamus
Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!
A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."
The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.
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