Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.
Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.
When you're hitting from behind and when you finish you nut in the back of her head.
Last night was a mess! I had did a soggy lincoln and didn't have a towel!
A tip hander to you after a customer comes out of the bathroom. Very moist bills that you don't necessarily want.
That weird guy just handed me a Soggy Abe..
Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.
What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?
Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.
Jeff Strauss says this in the south bay. jeff is the top g. Everyone hates it when you get soggy chips from lbj
No soggy chips guuuuysssss
A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.
Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”
When a women is sexual entered by multiple men, in every one of her outer hole (ears, nose, mouth, eyes, vagina, butt hole, etc.). The men finish in each of the women's holes simultaneously, thus leaving the women soggy and clogged full of their ejaculate, thus making them soggy and clogged.
I met these 5 guys at a bar last night and they brought me back to their house and I got my first ever soggy cloggy!