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Spit of the angels

rain

I found myself walking through the rain storm, with the spit of the angels dampening my head.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 16, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

by AlabamaSpit April 27, 2022


Spit bucket king

Aka Simon l if u don’t no who that is I’ve also write who he is but the he is also the spit bucket king what he does is romp a billy in to his longs has a sip of a drink Nd waterfalls the fuck out of the bucket with the biggest water steam of water out does this bc he can’t handle the dope

Seen a water fall?
Definitely not as big as the spit bucket king

by Brocks also my bitch January 6, 2021


spitting out the quinoa

an expression used to describe when a person goes out of his way to prove himself wrong.

Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.

by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022