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Female method of watering the lemon tree.
Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.
Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.
Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.
The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.
*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.
When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.
"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."
The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.
Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.