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East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.
The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!
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A word used when describing how sensitive/ emotional someone is. Used to exaggerate your point.
Person 1: I'm so happy I could cry.
Person 2: You're so emotional you cried during toy story 2 and that's not even the sad one.
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A good love story is a private story on Snapchat that people screenshot to be added to. In the story the person talks about every person they’ve ever dated, talked to, wanted, or wanted them. Some even exposed people
“Yo did you see Larry’s hood love story”
“Yeah that shi was wild, can’t believe he posted her nudes”
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Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.
A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.
A Bill Murray Story-
My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.
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A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
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What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.
Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah
I had just moved in with the girl of my dreams. We’d known each other for years but she never knew how in love with her I was. But now, we live together and I finally had the chance to be with her. One evening she came home to find me on the couch with only my silk robe on. I asked her how her day was and she just let out a sigh. I told her to join me so that I could give her a massage. But first, I said, maybe get a little more comfortable. She took off her jacket and shoes and I insisted she take off her shirt and pants in order to reach maximum comfort. She took off her blouse and revealed her glorious tits. And her ass in that lace underwater made my pussy wet. She came over so I could massage her shoulders, she moaned in delight. I then slowly started moving my hand up and down her arms, gently grazing her boobs. I continued massaging and slowly ran my hand up and down the curves of her body. And then, I realessed the hooks on her bra reveling her tits. “What are you doing?” She screamed as she jumped up. I grabbed her hips and pulled her close enough to hear me whisper, “I want you. All of you” I then proceeded to kiss her neck, she moaned in excitement. I knew you’d like it, I said. “Of course, you’re all I’ve thought about since we were in middle school” she said. I then ran my fingers up and down her legs gently caressing her pussy. I played with it until her lace panties were soaking wet with her sweet juices. I slowly pulled them down while kissing her legs..
lesbian sex story
I began licking her pussy, slowly to make her beg for it. I sped up. Faster, faster, faster. My tongue stiff, pounding into her. She screams. I take three fingers and shove them in and I grab her boob with my other hand. Her tits so tender, her pussy so wet. I continue to eat her out as I play with her boobs. “Oh yes. Oh yes baby. That’s it. Make me cum. MAKE ME CUM” I go harder and faster. Four finger slamming into her pussy. “OH MY GOD. IM ABOUT TO CUM” Just then squirt covers my face. Her juices fill my mouth. I kiss her until both are faces covered. She returns the favor. She begins by ripping off my silk robe and flicking my nipples. She then starts fingering my pussy. In and out. Slower and then faster. She then decides to use her tongue. Sucking and licking makes me moan with delight. “Yes baby. Yes. Give it to me. Suck my pussy real good you slut” she then looks up and at me and says, “ let’s have a little more fun” she walks to the kitchen and grabs the bottle of whipped cream. I giggle with excitement. She shakes the can and sprays whipped cream on my nipples and pussy. She begins licking it of my hard nipples and then slides down to my pussy and sucks all the whipped cream up. I pick her up and throw her onto the table and pin her arms up against the wall. I kiss her and slowly move all the way down her body. I stand up take her by the arm, walk her to my bedroom, and throw her onto the bed where we make love until we fall asleep spooning
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