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A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."
"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "
"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman
My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing
The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.
A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.
Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.
Australian term for getting cum in the face
Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!
The act of taking two or more buses with the trip lasting more than 20 miles.
I have to take two buses downtown, which is 10 miles away, one hell of a bus surf