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The act of vommiting in a females vagina.
Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?
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When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.
Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.
What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.
When you wake up in the morning and she's sitting on your face.
"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"
My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*