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Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.

So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

by RawDawg69420 May 5, 2020


whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021


The Switch

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"

"I pulled the switcharoo"

by Switcher February 24, 2009


The Switch

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.

"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 6, 2024


The Switch

A term that defines a boyfriend/girlfriend that is on and off with another over a period of time.

Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.

by Stevie Y November 3, 2004


Switching stations

To switch stations simply means to go from one language to next during your interaction with another speaker who may also be bi or multilingual. People "switch stations" to add a bit of context on the subject matter or topic they're talking about so that the listener can fully comprehend the speaker. The speaker also does this as a way to relate to their listener(s) and make them feel connected. The phrase/term originally derived from the multitude of radio and TV stations, in South Africa, that are being broadcasted in different tongues/languages for specific listeners/viewers to read. So if you change from one station to the next, you would hear the new speaker on your telly or radio speak in a different tongue than the predecessor from the other station.

Speaker #1: Sawubona bhuti. Igama lami nguSphiwe and what is your name?

Speaker #2: Yebo, sawubona Sphiwe. I'm Trevor.

Speaker #1: Oh, okay. Ngiyajabula ukukwazi Trevor.

Speaker #2: 😅 Yebo. Nice to meet you too, Sphiwe.

(Example of two speakers switching stations between each other)

by SippySip June 29, 2020


European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020