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december syndrome

The process of everything falling to shit during the month of December, due only to the fact that it is December.

I don't know, dude, sounds like december syndrome.

by baconstrrip December 5, 2010


Discord Syndrome

A victim of discord syndrome actively uses the discord application, even though they know it is actively deteriorating their mental health. It shows many similarities with Stockholm Syndrome, though a scientific link has yet to be determined.

"I am being held here against my will, but its kinda hot tbh." -an individual inflicted with discord syndrome in an nsfw server.

by soupzey September 10, 2021


ranpo syndrome

a condition where all you can think and talk about is ranpo

person 1: hey man can you pass me that pencil?
person 2:oh hey this pencil is green! you know what else is green? ranpos eyes!

person 1:you really have a serious case of ranpo syndrome

by toe snatcher 9000 November 5, 2023


Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.

A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"

by ManPoweredTravel May 25, 2012


Skulski Syndrome

An extremely serious syndrome often accompanied with severe calf pain, occasionally requiring a walking boot. This syndrome usually lasts up to 1 week. To combat Skulski syndrome, calf stretching and banded calf exercises are used to strengthen and improve mobility within the calf.

He’s in a boot. He’s got a bad case of Skulski Syndrome.”

by October 8, 2022


GM Syndrome

An affliction that takes hold when a company (usually automotive) becomes too large and believes that they are too big to fail or lose customer base. Goes hand-in-hand with a bloated sense of self-worth, an out-of-touch management and disregard of serious problems and/or customer input.

Stems from the early 1970s when General Motors lost touch with the American consumer. In the belief they could not fall from grace, they continued to produce large, gas-guzzling cars that people didn't want. This allowed Japanese companies like Honda and Toyota to come in and grab a large share of the Baby Boomers.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Toyota is now suffering from the GM Syndrome."

Person 2: "That's a shame. They used to make such great cars."

by westsidesuburbanite February 4, 2010

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Scarlet Syndrome

Being attracted to redheads, much like yellow fever.

Steve's got a bad case of scarlet syndrome.

by johnnykikass February 11, 2010