BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

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teste in palm

when you are playing pool and you get 2 shots, or a free ball you get teste in palm (ball in hand)

safe mattyrack, teste in palm!
2 shots, teste in palm, buzzin

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endurance test

The Act Of Willingly Allowing One's Self To Be Annoyed Without Reacting.

"Want An Endurance Test?" "Sure." "Ludludludludludludlidl!!!" *Slap Slap* "Bacawck! Bacawck!"

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test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.

While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.

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cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

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Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

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Test Drive

Verb;instinct

Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.

Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.

Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.

Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.

Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!

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