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An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.
(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
A funny sounding expression based on mixing two different languages together, compared to crazy results that digital translation services usually give.
This is international "spoke joke" (google translator). Yes, you're right!
A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.
Its comedic value fluctuates with time.
AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...