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Fairy Fucker

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer

1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!

by Barlow! January 3, 2009

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pi fuckers

Annoying bastards flaming over the amount of digits pi has. Please see pi to understand.

"This is the first 50k digits of pi...to top that other guy's number. Beat this:3.14159265358979323846264338327"..

Wow it is amazing what copy and pasting the first 50k digits can do...amazing.. fucktard o_0

by The Dalai Llama March 16, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


finch fucker

to describe someone or something in an unlawful way; being an asshole or just a fucker

Josh is a finch fucker.

by grand fuckin facilitator March 1, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it

That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.

by obie trice June 11, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat May 24, 2018


grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

by 420 fuck my bitches March 24, 2015


Llama Fucker

The llama's native geography extends across the Andes Mountains, which includes the countries of Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Ecuador and Peru.

Llama fucker is a racist term against people from these areas and it basically trying to imply that the person had intercourse with a llama.

"I hate my Peruvians neighbors. I swear those Llama fuckers better not piss me off"

by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016