17th century English

Gay; Stupid; Asinine

What are you? 17th century English or something?

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cody the english bastard

england. A loser, a smelly man with no morals and no brain.

cody: Oi! I suck ass!
Someone: Yes you do!
cody" now be a good chap and bend over!

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english bull muff

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.

Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.

Stacy: Did he like it?

Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!

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english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

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English Flame-thrower

When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!

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advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

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