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When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.
Great grandma day is a day of the year that you appreciate your great grandma. Get her a gift because it her day!!
Girl: what is today?
Boy: ITS GREAT GRANDMA DAY! GO GIVE HER A PRESENT
The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!
Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!
Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.
Person 1: wow you are such a fruity Grandma!
Person 2: I-
the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?
no im a bird.