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A bit from the animated sitcom the Simpsons in which the family performs a version of a popular meme, the Harlem Shake. The joke is that it came out 2 years after the meme was popular, making it highly circulated in communities declaring it "goche as shit."
"Do the Homer Shake!"
"Shut the fuck up."
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When a guy is kind enough to make a nice vanilla milkshake for his girl, and jerks off in the ingredients before putting it in the mixer.
She said she wanted her milkshake to have a sweet and salty taste, like a candy bar, so I made her a seman shake.
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The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.
Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''
Steve: "yeah."
Kevin: ''DETAILS!"
Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."
Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."
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This is when a person dyes their pubes green and then has the partner cum on the pubs. After the cum settles the partner then consumes the solution.
“The shamrock shake I had last night was delicious!”
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Roughly raw dogging a person analy and cumming inside of them that cum and feces spill out of them.
Damn that ass deserves a milk shake.
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When you grab a pair of boobs and shake them on your face
"Dude I gave Becky a bubble shake last night"
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