cheshire cat

A fictional character in the book, Alice in Wonderland. It is always pictured with a wide smile on its face.

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War Cat

-the opposite of "peace dog"

-a hipster/cool way to respond to "peace dog" in order to throw someone off then have a laugh about later thus delaying the departure from each other;
or to be used on opposite day when saying bye to someone instead of saying "peace dog"

Friend 1: Well it was good chatting with you man.

Friend 2: You too bro, keep in touch.

Friend 1: Aight then, peace dog.

Friend 2: War cat

Friend 1: k kool, wait what???

Friend 2: You said 'peace dog', so I said 'war cat,' you know, like the opposite of it, get it?

Friend 1: Ohhh, hahahaha thats a good one man.

*And thus friend 1 and friend 2 became best friends thereafter.

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Schrodinger's Cat

A hypothetical cat that is simultaneously dead and alive because we don't know whether the nuclear particle has decayed or not, releasing the trigger that kills the cat. Used as an example that quantum mechanics is completely absurd when we look at it from a mundane perspective.

Schrodinger didn't test this experiment on a cat.

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Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.

Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...

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Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

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Cootie Cat

Punani; pumtang; vagina

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat

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Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

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