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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner March 18, 2006

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Texas long horn style

The act of fingering a girl with your middle and ring finger like you rep texas long horns

I was so in there yesterday we didnt fuck but I did it texas long horn style

by 15 in da 11th December 12, 2011

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Mad Waste Mad Horn

A typical feeling when Really drunk and excessively horny at the same time. In fact, if one is mad waste mad horn it usually causes the engagement in relations with slampigs that they usually wouldn't think about touching.

"Yo dan i heard u double teamed that slampig last weekend with gage."

"Yeah but i was mad waste mad horn so its no biggie."

by Treetrunks February 4, 2009

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shit through a tin horn

1. describing an extremely slow moving action

Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

by mickinca July 29, 2008

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Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.

Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.

by Hashtaghottie October 9, 2014

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toot your own horn

It means u can suck or pull your dick (men)

Phoebe:hey Preston can u toot your horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn

by Fergie loves P.b March 24, 2017

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Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.

Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?

by Wolfsbanex May 7, 2015

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