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A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite
*christmas day*
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”
Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops”
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What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
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A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.
You smell very Santa Fe, Texas like after that long day of work.
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home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.
Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'
Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.
^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita
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The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.
Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.
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A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.
"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
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Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.
Damn, Santa Fe Christian fucking blows man.
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